um... song fic Where'd you go by fort minor (h/t yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy)

Warning spoiler for TLC

  Two months after the events of the Lost Colony, Artemis falls sick under mysterious circumstances. Butler calls Holly for help when it becomes apparent he isn't getting better any time soon. But when Holly shows up for the healing, Artemis disappears without a trace.

  Is this just natural, just coincidental, or is there a darker reason behind his vanishing?

  Is it... revenge?

Takes place after TLC but as if TTP never existed. I started writing this before TTP and I don't wish to accomodate for all the changes. Spoilers for first five Artemis Fowl books.

My first fan fic.  Schweet.

Artemis is dead.  Fifty years later, Holly, Foaly, and Butler get messages in their inboxes with the same message. 

Who will live?  Who will join Bom Arbles (or whatever his name is) in core-diving accidents? I don't even know!

Set long after TLC

Sort of a random idea that randomly popped into my head concerning locks of hair and magic and pain and suffering. It doesn't really mention anything directly from the stories, but they fit in easily (oh so easily) and the basic idea is based on the AF books.

So I actually decided that I'm just going to put all kinds of random poemies that I write here, so these are probably going to range from dark and mysterious, to downright evil, to happy bouncy bunnies. :D

No, I could not think up a better title, if that's what you're asking. Formerly "Are you addicted to Artemis Fowl?/My ideas," but I deleted the quiz because it was too stupid.