These are just stupid jokes I made up one day because I am bored to death X(  (What are you looking at? Why would you even put together a bunch of ignorant jokes? IDK ARTY! LEAVE ME BE!) 

 While looking through a book, Artemis and Holly find that a LEP Retrieval agent, Captain Cleargates, did not take the pictures of a troll that a mud man had taken a picture of. Artemis and Co. must embark on a journey to save the world -again- from the humans from knowing about the fairys! Will they succeed? Or wil another villian rise and destroy exactly what they were gaining for? Find out!

(After TTP and TMBT) Oh The Mysteries of the Unexplained is a real book and if you look at the page #'s then you will see what I am talking about!

 I have been working on this story since I first came to this site, which was along time ago! Anyway, here it goes: *clears throat*

Ancient fairy legends tell of a witty, quirky fairy that would trick human passer-bys. His name was Yera.

     In the modern time, though, fairies are researching the possibility of transferring magic, or to the darker fairies, stealing magic. Humans, even if not very known, have a small amount of magic, but lost it after not using it for centuries.

     Also in modern times, our protagonist, Artemis Fowl, was caught up in the evil schemes of a certain elf wanting revenge. How will the LEP ever catch him?