Stories by the illusionist
100 Ways To Get Butler To Kill You by the illusionist Rated: M starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 28]
Summary:

The title sums it up.

Disclaimer: I own nothing of this.


Categories: Stories
Characters: Domovoi Butler
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 861 Read Count: 2188
[Report This] Published: 10/06/08 Updated: 22/12/08
Ten Recipies From Opal Koboi's Cookbook by the illusionist Rated: Teen starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 12]
Summary:

I recently found this book at an obscure bookstore for weirdos*.  I posted ten for your pleasure.

*I really didn't find a book with this title.  This is just pure fiction.

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters.  The recipies are mine.


Categories: Stories
Characters: Opal Koboi
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 339 Read Count: 373
[Report This] Published: 05/07/09 Updated: 24/11/10
The First Journey by the illusionist Rated: M starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: As Artemis and Holly are about to be sent back in time, one bumbling genius sends them on and adventure.
Categories: Stories
Characters: Artemis Fowl Jnr., Holly Short
Genres: Action/Adventure, AU (Alternate Universe), Crossover, Sci-Fi
Warnings: None
Series: A New Rift In An Old Tale
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2739 Read Count: 138
[Report This] Published: 25/08/12 Updated: 20/09/12
The Prodigy's Tale by the illusionist Rated: Teen starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 32]
Summary:

My first fan fic.  Schweet.

Artemis is dead.  Fifty years later, Holly, Foaly, and Butler get messages in their inboxes with the same message. 

Who will live?  Who will join Bom Arbles (or whatever his name is) in core-diving accidents? I don't even know!

Set long after TLC


Categories: Stories
Characters: Artemis Fowl Jnr., Domovoi Butler, Holly Short
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Mystery, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5332 Read Count: 1287
[Report This] Published: 31/05/08 Updated: 26/09/09